We’re All Stuck Riding a Wild Roller Coaster with Carnies, Contortionists, and Clowns in Funhouse USA — Stepping into the circus tent as a child, you were greeted by a menagerie of prancing performers and sequined stars, a world meticulously crafted to elicit wide-eyed wonder. Today, as adults, we find ourselves thrust into another grand spectacle, only now the ringmaster dons a business suit, the acrobats trade…